I'm not a big fan of Halloween, so I sat in the house that night. Ironically (or not so much), I also sat in the house the night after and the night after that. You can guess where I'll be tonight. But anyway, if I did like Halloween, and I don't, Kate Beckinsale would win best Halloween costume ever as Red Riding Hood. It's not just because she made my crotchal region shuffle around, although that's most of it.
Even her husband and daughter look cool. I wish I was a Beckinsale. I'd even accept being the one they're ashamed of that only gets let out of the cellar once a week.
