InTouch is reporting that Gwen Stefani will deliver her baby today via C-section and lots of heavy breathing with some screaming.
This will be the second child for Gwen, 38, and her husband, Gavin Rossdale — and it’s in the same hospital where she gave birth to son Kingston, 2. "Gwen's so excited to have this baby because she gained a lot of weight during this pregnancy," her pal reveals to In Touch. "She is ready to meet her new baby and get her body back."
Gwen and Gavin make a great couple. Both of their names begin with a G, they can both sing, and they're both British. Only Gwen isn't British and Gavin can't sing. But regardless, the fetus is going to automatically win sexiest baby ever when it hatches.
Too many babies are coming out of celebrities lately. I blame the writer's strike. You don't need a script to have sex...unless you're a porn star or Demi Moore. She's had more sex scenes than Kevin Costner has had boring scenes. RELATED STORIES
In her quest to show her pasty sideboob to everyone who ever existed, Lindsay Lohan went shopping yesterday, wearing what she ripped off the back of a homeless person moments before.
And those freckles aren't awesome. I realize she can't help she was cursed as the most complicated game of connect the dots ever, but this is Hollywood. There has to be at least a beta version of freckle reconstruction surgery available. Or maybe someone could move them around somehow to form a constellation or a giant penis on her chest.
Lindsay, still looking like a meth addict, shopping for clothes and crack...
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Yahoo! article has revealed that Christian Bale learned how to act from horses:
"Once you master a horse -- but it also masters you -- you gain more confidence in yourself," he told Thursday's issue of The Japan Times.
Bale, a vegetarian since childhood who takes in stray cats and dogs as pets, told the newspaper that riding horses has "a rhythm that's rather Zen-like."
"When you can mount it and move it and move along with it, that is a hard-won and very real accomplishment," he said.
I can't decide if all of that is admirable or illegal. But either way, some things are better left unsaid. Most likely, Bale is trying to spin his image in a better light since being accused of beating the shit out of his mom, only to find out his mom is a lying whore. So yeah, I guess masturbating with horses is a little better.
Christian Bale is currently filming the next Terminator movie which is due out sometime between now and some other time. RELATED STORIES
Carrie Underwood recently said her ex-boyfriend and NFL quarterback, Tony Romo, has been calling her. Jessica Simpson says there ain't no way and there ain't now how:
Jessica Simpson insists her beau Tony Romo isn't calling his ex Carrie Underwood.
"I checked his call log," she said Wednesday in an interview with a Nashville radio station.
Of Romo, Underwood tells September's Allure: "The phone will ring and it'll be him, and I'll maybe not answer."
"Tony and I both laughed at that," Simpson said. "We got a chuckle out of it."
Simpson and Romo seem to be going strong.
"Most of the guys I dated were captivated by my heart but they had different ways of trying to get to me," Simpson says in September's Elle. "Tony understands me.
What's there to understand? Jessica's about as deep as a paper cut and Tony clearly isn't dating her for her take on energy conservation. I guess "Tony understands me" could mean he's good at anal sex. I don't really know Hollywood slang or Texas slang or much of anything at all now that I think about it.
I don't really know if Carrie or Jessica is telling the truth, but if it doesn't end in a pool filled with pudding, jell-o and possibly some of Bill Cosby's semen, I don't really care. RELATED STORIES
People has learned that Matt Damon gave birth yesterday to a baby girl. Although it might've been his wife, they didn't really specify:
"Matt and Lucy Damon had a baby girl named Gia Zavala on Wednesday, Aug. 20th. Everyone's doing great," Damon's rep, Jennifer Allen, tells PEOPLE. "She is a healthy baby girl."
The newest addition is the third little girl in the Damon household, joining big sisters Isabella, 2, and Alexia, 10.
Damon recently joked about living with so many females, telling USA Today from his home in Miami, "I'm so outnumbered down here, it's crazy."
Congratulations and good luck with all that vagina camping out in one household. Especially in 10 years. Maybe he can start a girl group or something.
According to People's list, Matt Damon is also the sexiest man alive (which is currently being disputed by my lawyers since my mom says I am). So that's probably kinda weird for his 10 year old daughter. I hope she doesn't have Matt Damon posters all over her wall. Creepy. RELATED STORIES
I've always pretty much hated Tila Tequila, but whichever part of Earth's asshole she found her newest girlfriend, I think I'll stay away.
In case you don't know, that face belongs to Courtenay Semel. It may also partially belong to Satan, not sure, but she dated Lindsay Lohan late last year. Which makes sense since Lindsay is allegedly getting un-gay lately. Not only would I get un-gay if I touched Courtenay Semel, but I would probably kill myself too. Or at least try. I've got tough skin.
Go Tila. That MySpace gig is really working out for ya. RELATED STORIES
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