Katy Perry Just Got Scarier

Granted, Katy Perry could wear a Godzilla outfit and I'd still want to bury my head in her tits, but this dress is just freaky. As if her real eyes didn't concern us enough, now she's got a set on her boobs, too. At least now I can't be accused of not looking at her eyes when she's talking to me. Not that she would ever talk to me or even look at me. Or let me come within 50 feet of her screaming and reaching for the rape button on her keychain.