Scarlett Johansson is Ridiculous in Wizard Magazine

I haven't seen something this awesome since the last solar eclipse, and that's only because it just so happened that a group of girls from the college around here ran in front of my apartment topless at the same time. That still might not compare to Scarlett Johansson in Wizard magazine though. This is every geek's wet dream finally realized. The amount of Wizard magazine covers that are gonna be defaced will set some kind of record. I'll go through at least 7 myself, so think about all the other losers out there and do the math.