Okay, I know Natalie Portman is hot. That's not the question here. The question is... why, if she is so hot, does she choose to wear the upholstery from my grandmothers love seat as a dress? Yea, I don't know why either.
Of course, Natalie still is naturally beautiful here at the Hotel Chevalier Special Screening yesterday... and she could probably be wearing a big rubber chicken suit and she'd still look beautiful, classy, and intelligent... I like that about her.
The only problem is, as great as those features are, they intimidate me. I'd rather have a chick whose live is based on pure superficiality, stupidity, and vanity all wrapped up into one human... ahh, where's Kristin Cavallari when you need her?
Oh, wait! There she is! Ahh... much better.
