Kate Beckinsale Goes for a Brisk Walk

Kate Beckinsale decided going for a walk alone was an OK idea despite the chance for rape being well over 50%. Granted, it's probably a nice neighborhood with plenty of other people around, but those rapists are clever. They hide in sewers and sometimes disguise themselves as yard ornaments just before making their move.

Fortunately for Kate, like every female celebrity, she had her cell phone in hand. Because if a female celebrity gets attacked, there's no possible way the first thing the assailant would do is knock the cell phone out of her iron grip. Right.

11.13.08 at 09:55:48 AM