You probably didn't care that Miley Cyrus was supposedly killed by a drunk driver this past weekend, but I'm here to tell you it's not true. She's still alive, annoying and worth 50 gazillion dollars. Sources report:
We clarify because some creep hacked into Miley's YouTube account this weekend and posted a video which read, "Miley died this morning after being hit by a drunk driver. She always told us if anything ever happened to her then tell her loyal fans first before the public. R.I.P Miley, we'll never forget you!" The weird message has been pulled down.
Seriously, that's just hilarious. It's almost as funny as when I faked my death to my own family. I booked a hotel across town for a week. After like 15 hours, they gave up and planned the funeral...then when I showed up at the calling hours, it was awesome. Well, they still haven't talked to me since, but I laughed pretty hard anyway.
So yeah, Miley isn't dead.
