Heidi Montag would rather die than go flat-chested. It's true, keep reading... I'll explain.
Just when you thought nothing more in Heidi Montag's life could be fake... like the scripted T.V. she's on and that fake engagement ring she got from idiot fiancé Spencer Pratt, she goes and confirms not only that those big, perfectly round breasts of her are fake, but that she has had rhinoplasty, which is, of course, commonly known as a "nose job."
Not that we didn't already know about the breast thing... I mean, those things are perfect... they're pretty much the one good thing about her in life. Maybe that's why she would rather die than live without them.
When asked about why she had undergone rhinoplasty and breast augmentation surgery, Heidi told Us Weekly this:
When asked if she was ever teased because of her pre-surgical appearance, she said this:
And, finally, when asked to describe the day of the surgery, Heidi said it was like Christmas! She told Us:
"If I don't wake up, it's worth it." Wow, Heidi, sure you've got nice fake breasts now, but you're still an idiot.
On second thought... "Death before flat-chestedness..." Hmm, it's got a nice, honorable ring to it. It's not retarded or anything. Nope, not at all... it's completely normal and healthy... if you're a pyschopath.
Anyway, crazy or not, her breasts are still fun to look at.
Here's Heidi in a bikini a couple of months ago.
