According to US Mag, Angelina recently admitted she sucks at breastfeeding babies:
"You think, 'Ah, if anybody can do that, I can do that,' she says in an interview on British show GMTV. "But it's a lot harder than it looks in the books. I did that a few times, but [mostly] I would take turns. It just takes a long time."
Billions, or possibly trillions (I'm not a scientist), of women throughout the evolution of the world have breastfed their babies...and without a book. But Angelina Jolie, a woman who you'd think could fly or at least turn invisible, can't follow a diagram in a book that shows a baby sucking on a boob? Maybe she needed pop up pictures or 3d glasses to help, I don't know. Granted, as a guy, I'll never know what it's like to breastfeed a baby, but if women were successfully doing it 10,000 years ago in dark caves or in the middle of a forest, I'd fully expect Angelina to be able to do it in her $40m French home.
On second thought, maybe I misunderstood and she meant two babies at the same time. In that case, she must be terrible at threesomes.