Booze and Hepatitis C Aren't a Good Mix for Pam

Pamela Anderson Pink Bikini

The New York Post's Page Six reports that friends of Pamela Anderson are concerned about her drinking and her Hepatitis C.

Page Six says:

"FRIENDS of Pamela Anderson are worried about the bombshell's increasingly wild behavior. "She parties almost every night," our source said. "She drinks, she does stuff . . . and she's got hepatitis C. Her liver is shot but she keeps living this crazy lifestyle. We don't think she understands how serious this is. She has two kids and may not be around to see them grow up at this rate."

What says "responsible mommy" more than hard liquor, fake breasts, and a bad case of Hepatitis C? Nothing, kids. The answer is nothing.

You know, in some ways this is a good thing. Well, at least where I come from it could be, because there are some bars in my town that will give you a 50% discount if you flash the bartender your Hepatitis C card.

But even that is nothing compared to another local pub down at the end of my street. There, you won't even be admitted without your Hepatitis C card on-hand... and they put shots of penicillin right in their pitchers of beer.

Ahh, I love that place. It's like that show Cheers... because whenever I go there... everybody knows my name.

Join me sometime, Pam. It feels good to feel like you belong somewhere.

9.26.07 at 12:07:15 PM