Jessica Biel Looks Kinda Like Michael Jackson

I don't know if it's the hat or the color of her skin, but Jessica Biel just really reminds me of Michael Jackson in these pictures. If there were 4 or 5 little boys around her in a circle, there would be no difference. Instead, we have what appears to be a cocaine deal going down with a hockey mom. The photog would've turned these into police if he didn't realize taking pictures of famous people all day is slightly worse than snorting a line.

Oh, and just so you know, it's not really a cocaine deal. Don't sue me, Jessica. I loved you in London. But in Summer Catch and the rest of your movies, not so much.

11.21.08 at 08:27:49 AM