If Anne Hatheway and Natalie Portman got freaky and had a baby, not only would science be baffled, but that baby would grow up to be Kelly Brook. Maybe you don't see it, but I do and what I see matters because I'm writing this stupid post right now in my underwear.
Kelly is promoting her new fragrance although I'm not sure how photos promote a fragrance. It's not like they're scratch n sniff digital images. She should personally go door to door wearing the perfume, letting us have sex with her while we smell it. Otherwise, good luck selling that crap.
