Kate Beckinsale is Still Perfect

Seriously, Kate Beckinsale could go in public wearing a smurf costume and still be the hottest person in 300 miles. She sweats awesomeness and I would literally give my elbows to touch her shoulder. She could even be wearing shoulder pads when I do it, I don't care. That might sound pathetic, but when I'm on disability for my elbow loss and I know I touched Kate Beckinsale, you'll be the one slaving at a cheese factory wishing you'd thought of it first.