In typical celebrity fashion, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz named their baby something ridiculous. According to TMZ:
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz had their kid yesterday (well done, blah blah blah), but couldn't resist the temptation to give their new son a name that will make him either very cool or most likely deeply resentful for a long time. That is, Bronx Mowgli -– as in asphalt jungle and Jungle Book.
Seriously, Bronx Mowgli? Does it have a last name, or is Mowgli the last name? What an f'd up family. If I'm ever famous like Joe the Plumber and then have a baby, I'm naming it Backfat McTurtle. Just you watch.
