Spend All 12 Months with Jessica Biel

Just when I thought my 2009 "People Who Ride Their Bikes to Work" calendar could never be topped, Jessica Biel came out with one. Spending all year looking at her on my wall will help ease the economic crisis as we go into 2009. If my parents lose their house and that includes the basement, at least I can take these pictures with me when I'm kicked out. Living under a bridge won't be so bad as long as these are by my side. I'm creepy.