Mischa Barton Kinda Looks Like a Fish

Sometimes I wonder how Mischa Barton got up here in Hollywood and away from swimming around with her aquatic friends in the deep blue sea. It's one of the mysteries of the earth, but no one questions it because she's kinda weird looking. Don't get me wrong, I'd take her out to McDonald's and come home early for a BJ, but I'm not showing her to my mom. She has higher standards for me than this.