Scarlett Johansson is one of the few extremely hot female celebrities that have managed to keep her top on rather than reveal it all to horny losers like me. It's a shame for me and my sex life, but I can't say I blame her. When she thinks about what millions, possibly trillions, of people around the Earth will be doing to her naked, it's probably a little weird.
So in the meantime, here are some screencaps from She's Just Not That Into You, which is coming out... some day. I really only need to see this part. Like me finishing 8th grade, it's so close.
