There's a reason why you never see one-hit wonders after they disappear. Now I'm not saying Britney Spears was a one hit wonder, but marrying Kevin Federline, having two children, and shaving your head should be enough to get the hell out of the spotlight forever. But Britney's performance at Live Star Academy over the weekend proves what my dad has said all along. I know nothing.
Watch the video above if you want to be brought back to a retarded version of 1998.