Even if you take away the fact that Beyonce Knowles' armpits look like a diseased, deformed vagina in some of these images, there's really no excuse for them being so hairy. How long would it take, in her extensive make-up routine, to take a razor to all that bush? She could probably even use a pair of scissors they're so long.
The good news is, once you get over the creepiness, you start to think of new Beyonce fantasies involving having sex with her armpits. Hot.
