When Did Nicole Ritchie Get a Butt? Just Curious

The three crutons and a bite of an apple per day diet must not have been working out too well for Nicole Ritchie because she managed to put on enough weight for her ass to legally be considered an ass. Doctors used to refer to it as an extension of her upper leg or a continuation of her spine, take your pick. It's good to see she's healthier now because, well...I have no reason. Really, even if she was dying, it wouldn't matter to me. I'm not saying I want her to die, but if she was, would you really lose any sleep? Me either.