Whichever idiot decided to surround Jessica Alba with gay dudes for this shoot, I hope if the U.S. ever gets nuked, it lands directly on him. Just kidding, that's nothing to joke about. Which is why I'm serious, I hope it does hit him.
On a side note, this is the closest I've ever seen Jessica's face to another man's package. Be sure to check out the naughty pictures below in high resolution. Oh and I threw in some other ones of Jessica just because she's hot and it was easy.
