It seems every model and her sister is putting out a 2009 calendar these days, and that's fine by me. Nicola McLean is the latest and let's just say I'm glad I don't have a physical hard-copy of it or else it would already be defaced and ruined. And that's no way to treat Nicola.
Most of these pictures are high resolution, but a few are medium quality. So maybe print them out and paste 'em all together (with glue, not your semen) and hang it on your sister's wall.