Hef Needs to Fix This

I don't care if she has to spend a week sleeping in the backyard of the Playboy Mansion, Holly Madison needs to beg Hugh Hefner to take her back. Maybe I'm superficial, but this is just horrible. All of those nights I spent imagining Holly with me only to get this in return? I'm contemplating a lawsuit for emotional stress or trauma or a broken penis even. It's just terrible what she's become.