If Heidi Montag doesn't kick Spencer Pratt to the curb within the next 6 months, I'm taking drastic measures. Seriously. I'll continue to never watch The Hills and I'll stop including her in my four-way fantasies with Scarlett Johansson and Vin Diesel. I hope she's reading this.
These pictures were taken during the Montag-Pratt fake eloping that went down in Mexico a couple of weeks ago. Seems they just went down there so he could grow that crap on his face and not get made fun of. Those Mexicans are so accepting. High resolution versions of Heidi's amazing body by clicking the thumbnails...
