It seems the rumor that Heidi Montag sold all of her clothes in Mexico for a backrub and a burrito is true. Or maybe not since I just made it up. But it could be true because I haven't seen Heidi in normal clothing for a while. She's always around Spencer and always in a bikini. One of those things, I don't mind. And the other is her always hanging around Spencer. It's good to be direct in case a special education instructor uses this site to show his students that retards can make Web sites too.