Some photographer took these pictures of Hilary Duff yesterday holding a cell phone and bearing a rather large cut on her chest. Which begs the question, what happened?
Since I have no way of knowing the truth, I'll just make it up. She was walking into her bathroom when her cat jumped in front of her, causing her to fall forward and crush her chest on the handle that flushes the toilet. What a scene it was...so funny but so painful.
