Scarlett Johansson Went Full Retard for Cosmopolitan

I'm not sure what Cosmopolitan puts in the coffee of the girls they shoot, but whatever it was, it turned Scarlett Johansson into some kind of 12 year old with ADD or something. I'm not complaining, but some of these pictures aid my fantasies very well, but someone might wanna check her out soon. Sometimes retardation doesn't set in til your 20s.