Tara Reid Had a B-day and Actual People Showed Up

You know it's a slow day when I'm posting pictures of Tara Reid's 92nd birthday party. Seriously, I have no friends at all and I'd be completely ashamed to hang out with these people. Everyone says Tara has gone from A-list to D-list, but there's no way she's on any list except possibly a list of people with STDs to stay the hell away from.

This is horrible. My party in the basement consisting of me, a pair of X-men boxer shorts, and a hostess cupcake with a candlein it doesn't seem so bad now.

12.16.08 at 12:12:01 PM