Santa Just Got Lucky With Nicola McLean

Nicola McLean might think she's being funny and/or sexy getting all up on Santa like this, but it's a well known fact that all Mall Santas are perverts, if not convicted criminals. I stopped getting on his lap when I was 6 because when I asked for a Teddy Ruxspin, I felt something I vowed to never feel again. Terrible experience, I hate Santa and Christmas and New Year's Eve. Flag Day's not bad.

And neither are the high resolution, unc3nsored versions of these pictures at your fingertips simply by clicking the thumbnails.

12.17.08 at 11:54:25 AM