I have no energy to write about this story and then try to come up with something funny, which ultimately ends up being lame because I just woke up and because I'm just not that funny. But anyway, according Daily Mail:
Just days after Madonna's spokeswoman outlined the £50-£60million divorce settlement the singer's ex-husband would receive, her camp have had to backtrack over 'misleading and inaccurate' claims.
Today his spokesperson released a stinging 'joint' statement on behalf of the former couple which left Madonna's PR offensive in tatters.
The statement read: 'We have tried to maintain a dignified silence regarding the details of our divorce for the last few months whilst accepting the obvious media interest.
'A misleading and inaccurate statement, specifically in relation to the sums of money involved, was wrongly issued to AP this week. 'The financial details of the settlement will remain private, save to say that both of us are happy with our agreement.
Today his spokesperson released a stinging 'joint' statement on behalf of the former couple which left Madonna's PR offensive in tatters.
The statement read: 'We have tried to maintain a dignified silence regarding the details of our divorce for the last few months whilst accepting the obvious media interest.
'A misleading and inaccurate statement, specifically in relation to the sums of money involved, was wrongly issued to AP this week. 'The financial details of the settlement will remain private, save to say that both of us are happy with our agreement.
So basically someone lied to make Madonna seem like a hero. Turned out to be false. Who cares. Blah blah blah, I'm going back to bed.
