I want to know what Scarlett Johansson' secret is. How do you walk around looking like her and not get physically molested every hour? It's a good thing they keep people like me out of show business or there would be a lot more problems.
Anyway, The Spirit premieres in theaters on Christmas Day. Scarlett's in it, Eva's in it, everyone's in it. Go see it.
Oh, by the way, Scarlett blew her diseased snot into a tissue on Leno last night. Now they're selling it on Ebay, so click here if you wanna bid.
