Pamela Anderson's Run on Earth is Over

Enough is enough. Pamela Anderson is starting to look like a coked up homeless person on a regular basis. It's time she puts her hair up in a bun and makes cookies for little kids every day because she's no longer a sex symbol. In fact, she hasn't been one for about a decade. The last time anyone got an erection around her was 1997 and that's only because David Hasselhoff was in the scene, too. Maybe that was just me.