It turns out that guy, Samantha Ronson, who has successfully pretended to be a girl for the last few years in order to date Lindsay Lohan is making a killing off of their relationship. NY Daily News reports:
“While Sam never contractually agrees that Lindsay will show up to her shows, promoters, owners and publicists all know that if you book Sam, there’s a high likelihood Lindsay will also show,” an insider close to the couple told us. “Sam’s now asking for a lot more money to spin, and she’s getting it easily.”
If I only knew dating a lesbian drug addict was the path to riches, I never would've been a straight guy. I feel as if life or God or the universe or maybe someone high up in Scientology dealt me this crappy hand as revenge for my previous life. Which was of course a homeless man who brought in $130k/year ripping off people making $30k/year. That was a great life.