The back and forthness of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt getting married or not getting married is becoming almost as boring as watching Jeopardy with my Grandma. She hasn't gotten a single right answer in 25 years, yet she guesses every damn time. Anyway, now according to US, they officially are not married:
On the Hills after-show, Pratt and Montag appeared live in studio for the first time. Said Pratt: "Things are better since we didn't legalize the wedding. Now I can live throughout 2009. They didn't show the look of death in her [mom's] eyes on the episode!" Added Montag: "I want cakes and bridesmaids, two of them are standing right here," referring to Holly Montag and Stephanie Pratt.
So basically they have agreed that when the time comes, they're going to have a huge, flashy wedding with 9 layers of cake and a dancing midget on top. Which is exactly what we all expected anyway, not a secret wedding. That wouldn't be nearly as annoying and profitable.
