Paris Hilton Ruins an Otherwise Perfectly Fine Bentley

Don't get me wrong. If I was rich, I'd buy the Eiffel Tower and paint it rainbow colors, but dammit, Paris Hilton has gone too far. You can't just go buy a Bentley and paint 95% of it pink. It looks terrible and the exhaust probably smells like fish. Throw Paris in it, and you have a STD Barbie. Hmm, that could work...