Kelly Rowland on the Beach (added bonus: her fat friend)

Kelly Rowland, or K-Ro as I like to awesomely call her, went to Miami to get some of the sandy Christmas spirit there. I already realize how this is going to sound racist, but she looks blacker than I remember. Seriously, go watch Freddy vs. Jason if you're bored and there are no nails to shove in your eyes, and you'll see she's much lighter there. Must be the make-up. Make-up artists are racist. Gay men are make-up artists. Gay white men are racists!