Tom Cruise Wants an Army of Scientologists

According to The Sun, Tom Cruise wants ten kids with Katie Holmes. I can think of no other reason for such an absurd notion than to build up the church of Scientology. Or maybe he just likes kids:

In an exclusive interview with The Sun, the Hollywood superstar talks about how he loves being a father and why the 16-year age gap with his third wife Katie Holmes is not a problem.

Tom grins: “I want ten children. I love kids. I feel really fortunate to have the teenagers and a two and a half-year-old. It’s a great dynamic.”

You know what else is great? Having a little bit of compassion for Katie Holmes' vagina. Ten kids will tear a woman's body apart. Not that I would know since I'm a guy and have never seen an actual birth, but anytime you try to stuff 10 people in one small area that can't even fit a person, it's not good.

12.29.08 at 12:39:15 PM