Maybe Tom and Gisele Aren't Engaged, What Do I Know?

After I reported, based on other reports, that Tom Brady proposed to Gisele Bundchen on a private plane last week, relatives all came out to tell the world it wasn't true. So unless Tom's dad just gets off on telling random lies, they're probably not engaged. People:

Brady's father, Tom Brady Sr., told The Boston Globe on Friday that reports of his son's engagement were "rumor, rumor, rumor ... We don't know a thing about it. Nobody told me. We talked to him and there's nothing to say."

The Boston Herald reported that the couple strolled down Bean Town's Beacon Street on Friday – and that Bündchen, 28, was without an engagement ring.

The moral of the story is, never believe anything I write. Come here for the pictures and the hysterical commentary, but never trust me. Especially around lonely women.

12.29.08 at 12:47:02 PM