Jessica Alba Went Post-Christmas Shopping With Some Guy

After carefully studying the images below and trying to figure out who the man in these pictures of Jessica Alba is, I've come to three possible conclusions: 1) her lover, 2) her bodyguard, 3) her gay friend, or 4) some guy stalking her who just happens to make it in half the pics. Ok, that was 4. I doubt it's her lover because I doubt he'd even be able to get a date with my mom to Red Lobster, let alone Jessica Alba. It's probably not her bodyguard since he's not dressed like he wants to kill everyone around.

Oh, I just noticed they're holding hands. There you have it. It's a man with down syndrome who Jessica has donated her time to helping. Awww.

12.30.08 at 10:58:12 AM