I Thought She Might Make It This Time

Every night before I go to bed, I pray for two things. A life and for Jennifer Lopez's marriage to last. Needless to say, I was crushed when I read the LA Times today:

Insiders tell the New York Daily News that Jennifer Lopez's and Marc Anthony’s tempestuous relationship will explode right after Valentine’s Day.

“Marc and Jennifer are planning on announcing their divorce right after Marc’s show at Madison Square Garden on Feb. 14,” a friend of the couple tells the paper.

I lost count several years ago, but I think this is something like J-Lo's 14th divorce. Eventually she will run out of men and be forced to marry me. It would work, too. She could go do whatever she wants and I'll spend her money on things like a second copy of Left 4 Dead even though I don't need it. It's win-win.

12.30.08 at 11:29:23 AM
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