When Samantha Ronson finds out Lindsay Lohan was lesbian-hugging another woman on the beach, things could get ugly. Even uglier, I should say. It wouldn't surprise me if Sam put on her army boots and started kicking down doors til she found this girl.
Also, was there a memo to all celebrities that you have to go to Miami beach during Christmas? I realize LA has been uncharacteristically cold, but that's no reason to pollute all the Cubans in Miami with your stick legs and freckly chest. Or maybe it is, I don't know things. But either way, these bikini candids of Lindsay will probably give you a great start to 2009.
