Although it's hard to hear over the non-stop thumping of the most terrible song ever ("Womanizer"), this video shows Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson having an argument, which is what they do best as long as you don't count vaginal eating.
The NY Post has an article about their New Years Eve fight, which was surely epic, even by lesbian standards:
...on New Year's Eve, the couple went nuclear and started screaming at each other while hosting a party at Mansion. The fight spilled out into an alley behind the club, where Lohan screeched at Ronson, "When I storm off, you are supposed to follow me!"
Our spy said, "It was a really gross alley. There was a bum eating a sandwich watching the whole thing. Lindsay was really unstable and flipping out."
After Lohan and Ronson went back to the hotel, several sources heard crashing sounds and screaming coming from their room until the fight spilled out into the hallways at about 11 a.m. "They were punching each other - it was bad," a spy said. "And they were doing this in front of all of us. It was scary." At one point, Lohan dropped to her knees and cried, "Why are you doing this to me?" And Sam just said, "I don't know you." Eventually hotel security was called and photos were taken of the girls' "trashed" room. "Mirrors were broken and it was a complete mess," another spy said.
Our spy said, "It was a really gross alley. There was a bum eating a sandwich watching the whole thing. Lindsay was really unstable and flipping out."
After Lohan and Ronson went back to the hotel, several sources heard crashing sounds and screaming coming from their room until the fight spilled out into the hallways at about 11 a.m. "They were punching each other - it was bad," a spy said. "And they were doing this in front of all of us. It was scary." At one point, Lohan dropped to her knees and cried, "Why are you doing this to me?" And Sam just said, "I don't know you." Eventually hotel security was called and photos were taken of the girls' "trashed" room. "Mirrors were broken and it was a complete mess," another spy said.
Saying there was a "bum eating a sandwich" is illogical. If he had a sandwich, he's clearly not a bum. Bums eat dumpster scraps and bird poo.
