Taya Parker Will Make You Happy to be a Man (unless you're a woman)

Before today, I had never even heard of Taya Parker, so either I'm even lamer than once thought or she's just not that famous. I'm going with the latter because it's just better for my ego. But anyway, girls like Taya should get pregnant and then go to Africa and feed everyone there. Granted, I have no idea if bigger boobs means more milk, in fact it probably doesn't, but it's still a funny thought. A hot white woman walking around a small African village, letting the natives drink from her teet. Yeah, it's not that funny.