Earlier this week, Heidi Montag admitted to US Weekly to having had rhinoplasty and breast augmentation surgery. In fact she said she would rather DIE than go on living with the agony of being flat-chested.
Well, if that isn't crazy and ridiculous enough, here's Heidi holding up a copy of the magazine issue in which she makes her "silicone confessions," as I like to call them.
Here she is being one big glamorous idiot with her idiot fiance Spencer Pratt being the idiots that they are at the US Weekly Hot Hollywood Party.
I know, that's some widespread use of the word "idiot," and it was very intentional. There's really no other way to describe them.
Although, fake or not, it is always nice to see those big, round orbs out and about. So, I guess there's always that. Anyway, here's Heidi being ridiculous and hot in a red dress all at the same time. That's amazing... most idiots can't do two things at the same time. I'm impressed.
Anyway, for what it's worth, here she is. I know, it's tough to look directly at her horse-like face sometimes. Just stare at the boobies, kids... just stare at the boobies.
