Violet Garner-Affleck now has a baby sister. She's probably not that happy, but Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are quite excited. Jennifer gave birth to a girl yesterday in Los Angeles. No other information was available, but it was probably pretty wet and gross.
Because they're celebrities, I'm sure the child's name will be something like Sphynx Rome or Pteradactyl Foreskin. For sure.
