A whole bunch of stuff happened in the last couple of days that no one quite cares about, but when combined, it makes for an interesting post.
Jessica Alba went for a walk in Beverly Hills with her morbidly obese mother, thus immediately changing my perception of Jessica from sex symbol to timebomb.
Hilary Duff went to a club. Because she's a slut and I love her.
Reese Witherspoon went for a jog in Brentwood with one of the local circus women. She was later shot out of a cannon.
Leaving her apartment in New York City, there's also Katie Holmes looking a bit rough. When Tom Cruise sees these, it's back to the basement for her.
And finally, we have what appears to be a homeless woman stealing a small child in a Beverly Hills park. Turns out it's Courteney Cox and her enemy, father time.
