Bazaar Magazine is a Lucky Magazine

Harpers Bazaar magazine, whatever that is, landed Scarlett Johansson for its January issue and Jennifer Connelly for its February issue. If I had to decide between which one of these two I'd bang for the rest of my life on a deserted island, I'd just kill myself and hope for the 7 virgins thing because making the decision would be impossible. Fortunately, I don't have to. See mom, being a loser has its perks.