People magazine has discovered through caniving and trickery that Amy Winehouse is getting divorced. Just kidding. Not about the divorce part, but the caniving and trickery part. Anyway:
And Fielder-Civil's mother Georgette adds that it was she who contacted Brandman on her son's behalf last week. She says, "I am just so relieved it's going to be all over."
The couple have been through many ups and downs and it is the second time in six weeks that Fielder-Civil or those close to him have spoken about a split.
Amy Winehouse getting divorced is actually the most tame, normal story I've ever read about her. In fact, it doesn't even seem right. If it said "Amy Winehouse is getting divorced after snorting the crack out of her sleeping husband's anal cavity"...I could understand a little more. Hopefully her mental health isn't improving. That would be a travesty.