Most guys would drug their own mother, put her in a bathtub full of ice, extract her kidneys and sell them in a dark alley to have 5 minutes alone with Megan Fox. But, it turns out she might be kinda dumb. As reported by the Sun:
She said: “I am pretty sure I am a doppelgänger for Alan Alda.
“I’m a tranny. I’m a man. I’m so painfully insecure. I’m on the verge of vomiting now.
“I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed.”
She swiftly moved on to her boobs, admitting she was jealous of the pert pair SALMA HAYEK had been blessed with. Megan added: “I love Salma Hayek’s look. She looks beautiful and I really want her boobs. I really, really do.”
“I’m a tranny. I’m a man. I’m so painfully insecure. I’m on the verge of vomiting now.
“I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed.”
She swiftly moved on to her boobs, admitting she was jealous of the pert pair SALMA HAYEK had been blessed with. Megan added: “I love Salma Hayek’s look. She looks beautiful and I really want her boobs. I really, really do.”
I think Transformers made enough money that she can go to the plastic surgeon's office and request Salma's exact boobs. Problem solved. As for the other stuff, I can't help her there. She is a tranny.
