Well, with all this talk about Heidi Montag and her dying need for fake breasts and her need to promote her article that reveals the true reality behind her silicone breasts... or as I like to call the article: "Silicone Confessions With Heidi Montag: A Life," we should have seen these brand new, very silicone-y bikini pics coming!
Personally, I think Heidi's plastic surgeon needs to send her a big, fat check because these pics are the best form of advertisement that I have ever seen in my life... because Heidi makes her surgeon look like Picasso with these things!
Wait a minute, didn't Picasso have everything mishapen and out of order? Yea, I think he did... so, if that's the case, she doesn't make her surgeon look like Picasso... she makes him look like... like... ahh dammit, I don't know any other really good painters.
But yea, she makes the guy look good. Real good.
One question though. Isn't it kind of useless to be carrying that big red life-preserver around if she's got two perfectly good buoys already attached to her chest? Maybe she thinks that if she carries that red thing around, David Hasselhoff will come out of nowhere and give her mouth-to-mouth resuscitation... not likely, but I guess a girl can dream.
Anyway, here's Heidi on the beach yesterday in a delicious little pink bikini... no need to thank me... just enjoy, kids.
